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Show title in the centre of the image reads "Rob Beckett Giraffe Live Tour 2025". In front of the title is an image of Rob's head with a surprised look on his face and his neck has been stretched long to the bottom of the image, correlating with the name of the show 'Giraffe'. The image background colour is a bright yellow colour. Watch Video

Rob Beckett

Giraffe.

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  • Wed 24 Sep 2025
  • 8:00pm
  • £35.00 - £32.50 Includes maximum applicable per ticket booking fee.
Strictly Ages 14+

Running Time: 2hrs (includes interval)

This production contains a content warning,

Strong language or adult themes

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour.

Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way.

From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide. Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking. Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived. 

My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I’ll cope.

What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again? You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky’s Rob Beckett’s Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He’s also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4’s Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell.

  • “Hilarious.”

    The Mirror

  • “Hilariously observational comic… brings roars of laughter.”

    Arts Desk

  • “Naturally fully.”

    The Times

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Rob Beckett Wed 24 Sep 2025
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